Monday, June 14, 2010

Good Morning Wishes Good Morning Greetings Good Morning Quotes Best Morning Wishes Lovely morning greetings Good morning Text messagse

Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuu
Cockacoladuuuuuu, Refreshed and newwwwwwwwwwww, skies are bluuuuuuuuuuuu, Goodmorning to youuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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A night hug warms the heart, a night kiss brightens the day, and a gd morning to start your day!

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God gave me you so I won't be blue, to keep me company so there's no need to worry. Through good and bad, I know, I have a friend so dear, so true, and that friend is you. Take care!


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Of all the smiles you received today, there was a smile you didn't see. A smile not from the lips, but straight from the heart - a smile that came from me.


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Sunday, June 13, 2010

Boys vs Girls Comic Jokes Funny Text Messages

Muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai.
Wah wah
gour farmaiye
muskurana to har ladki ki ada hai,
use jo mohbbat smjhe wo sbse barra gadha hai . . . ;->

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Larki:
Musibat k wakt hamasha muskarana rehna chahiya
Larka:
Is liya to main tumhain dekh kar muskarata rehta hoon. . . . :->

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Experiencd Man Says:

"The Real Problem Doesnt

Start Whn Boy Starts Luking At A Girl.

It Begins,

Whn She Turns

&

Looks Back At D Guy


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Ladka bola : Dilruba
Ladki boli : Pizza khila
Ladka bola : Paise Nahi
Ladki boli : Kaise nahi
Ladka bola : Mehangayi hai
Ladki boli : To fir Aaj se tu mera bhai hai


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Saturday, June 12, 2010

Heart Touching Romantic Birthday Wishes Greetings SMS Messages

Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.

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Wish you a many many happy returns of the day. May God bless you with health, wealth and prosperity in your life
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU.

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May Everything Happy
And Everything Bright
Be Yours On Your Birthday
From Morning Till Night.
And Then Through The Year
May The Same Thing Hold True
So That Each Day Is Filled
With Life's Best Things For You

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My wishes are silent but true,
Every where they will follow you,
Luck is urs, wishes are mine,
I wish ur present and future will always shine.
***Happy Birthday***

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Thursday, June 10, 2010

Beautiful and Funny Jokes SMS text Messages

Universal Msg for every girl
"Kisi bhi khoobsurat larki ko daikh kar
jealous na ho balkay ye socho agar ye
itni pyari hai to is ka bhai kitna pyara hoga!"
 
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Customer: ye cow kitnay ki hai?
Sardar: 30,000 di. 2 saal wich 1 bacha dendi ay.
Customer: Aur ye dusri?
Sardar: 10,000 di. 2 sal wich 5 bachay dendi ay.
Customer: ye sasti kyun hai jabkay ye 5 bachay
deti hai?
Sardar: O paa ji, character v koi cheez hunda ay...
 
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Boy: Tu dharti pe chahe jahan bhi rahegi
tuje teri khushbu se pehchan loun ga.
 
Girl: muje pehle se pata tha tum kutte ki nasal ho.
 
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Boy 2 a Girl: kya me tumhara hath choom sakta hun?

Girl: Zaleel
       Kameenay,
 
           Kuttay
 
             Behaya
 
Sharam nhi aati
 
 
 
Mere honto pe kya zehar laga hua hai?
 
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Thursday, May 13, 2010

Sweet Lovely Cute Birthday Greetings Wishes Messages

I'm so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

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It must have been a rainy day
when you were born,
but it wasn't really rain,
the sky was crying because
it lost his most beautiful angel
happy birthday dear friend

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**(-------Happy------)***
***(-----Birth-day----)***
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As we observe your birthday now,
Your cake and gifts don't matter much.
These common things aren't really you,
Ribbons, paper hats and such.
We celebrate a person who
Brings happiness to everyone,
Someone who gives more than she gets,
And fills our lives with joy and fun.
So Happy Birthday, and many more!
We hope you make it to a hundred and two,
Because we cannot even dream
What life would be like without you

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Sunday, May 9, 2010

Special Mother's day Quotes Wishes Greetings SMS Messages

Andhere hen rastay mein diya le kar jana,
Apne aansuon ki zia le kar jana,
Tumhen hadson se bacaha le gi hamesha,
Ghar se MAA ki dua le kar jana...

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HAPPY
MOTHER'S
DAY

Apni MAA ko har khushi dene ki
koshish karo or apne RAB ko razi karo
AY
MAA
TERI
AZMAT
KO
SALAAM
HAMESHA
HANSTI
RAHO
yehi dua hai meri

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Sunday, May 2, 2010

New Islamic Quotes Inspirational Quotes SMS Text Messages

ALLAH said:
"If u never felt pain or
experienced problems,
how would u know I am a
"HELPER?"
"If u never made a mistake,
how would u know I am a
"FORGIVER?"
"If u were never hurt,
how would u know I can
Comfort u?"
"If ur life was perfect,
then why would u need ME?"
so
Always say thank 2 ALLAH.

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Agar koi puchay Zindagi mein kya
khoya kya paya
Tou bila jhijhak keh dena
Jo kuch khoya apni wo meri nadani thi
Or jo kuch paya
Wo mere RAB ki meharbani hai.

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Tu agar Mujhay nawazay to Tera Karam hai YA RAB!

Warna teri rehmaton k Qabil meri bandagi nhi....

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"Hasbi Allah"
is an Arabic word.
Means:
"mujhay ALLAH kafi hai"
Whenever you feel u r in trouble,
or feel lonely, or have some
problem.
Just say "HASBI ALLAH"

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