Boys vs Girls cute lovely funny jokes sms messages

A Boy Was Following A Girl

A Boy Was Following A Girl,
Girl:Don't FolLOW Me,Becoz My Mother Iz Coming Behind U,
Boy:Don't U Worry,My Father Iz FolLOWING Her"

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Love Aur Arrange Marraige
Love Aur Arrange Marriage Main Kya Faraq Hai?
.
Love Marriage Main Aap Apni Girlfriend Se Shadi Kartay Hain.
.
Aur
.
.
Arrange Marriage Main
.
.
Kisi Aur Ki Girlfriend Se. face-smile.png

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Girl's Hrt Is Lke WATER,
Boy's Hrt Is Lke MOBILE

Either Water Falls On Mobile

(Or)

Mobile Fals In Water,

Watt Mobile Ki Lagegi

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Boy1: Yaar larki ko
I Love u kehny ki
sab se achi jaga kon c hai?
.
Boy2: Daata drbaar
.
Boy1: kyun?
.
Boy2: kyun k whan lrkiyon ne chappal nahi pehni hoti...

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Lovely Birthday Wishes, Cute Happy birthday Greetings, Happy birthday quotes sayings SMS Messages

Your way happy birthday

I'm so blessed 2 have a friend like u
This comes with many
Loving thoughts & warm wishes
I send 2 u,
May ur day be filled with laughter
On this ur special day & may the finest things
In life always come
Ur way happy birthday!

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sending u

@" " "@ a
( 'o' ) CUTE
(@)_ "_(@) Bear...

Wishing u..

A great Life
Wid no worries....
No bad moods...

And

Happiness
always
***HAPPY BIRTHDAY***

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May you have all the joy your heart can hold

May you have all the joy your heart can hold,
All the smiles a day can bring,

All the blessings a life can unfold,
May you have Gods best in everything.

Wishing u a Happy Birthday

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khushiyo ka din hai
mosam hai suhana
aaj tumhara birthday hai
plz naha k zror aana
Happy Birthday

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Lovely Bakra Eid Wishes, Greetings, Quotes SMS Messages

Special dua 4 special person

Special dua 4 special person:
May
Allah almighty bless u with
Sehat,
Rahat,
Nemat,
Izzat,
Barkat,
Dault,
Salamti,
Hayati,
Kamyabi &
unlimited khushiyan :)

EID MUBARAK

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* May Allah this Eid ul Adha occasion flood your life with
happiness, your heart with love, your soul with spiritual, your mind
with wisdom. I just wishing you a very Happy Eid Day.

((__))
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After few days Eid Ul Azha (Bakra Eid) will come,
I m the 1st 1 to wish you EID Mubarak
&
Also sending a Bakra as your EID Gift.

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It's so pleasant … eid mubarak

Look Outside
Its so pleasant!
Sun Smiling For you
Trees Dancing for you
Birds singing for you
Because I requested them All to wish You
**..*EID MUBARAK*..**

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Wakeup please, the moon has been sighted,
the samosas r ready, here comes EID so just go
steady lots of DUA's is all I requestn just wanted
to wish u all the BEST. "Happy Eid Bakra Mubarak"

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April Fool Jokes, funny text, Pranks

99/100 idiots would try it.

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

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U are a...

B. I. T. C. H.

Beautiful

Intelligent

Talented

Cute

Horny

r u smiling now?

*YOU BITCH*

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U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

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WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN

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Anniversary SMS text Messsages Wishes Quotes Greetings Sayings

Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal".
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.

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Happy Anniversary and May your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship For all the years of your lives!

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I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!

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Long after our anniversary

Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary

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Heart Touching Sad Text SMS Sad Ghazals Heart breaking Poetry SMS Messages

Udaas shamon ki siskion me... Kabi jo meri awaaz sun'na... To beety lamhon ko yad ker k... Inhi fizaon me lout aana... Tum aaya karte thy khwaab ban kr...  Kabi mehakty they gulab ban kr... Main khusshk hoonton se jab pukaroon... In adaoon me lout anaa... Meri wafaoon ka pass rakhna. Meri duaoon ka pass rakhna... Main khali hathoon ko jb uthaoon... Muri duaoon me lout anaa... Meri duaoon me loat anaa. ------------------------------------------------- kiTni bay-kaif s¡ reh jati hy dil ki basti.."Mohsin,, kiTne chup chaap chlay jate heIn jane waly... ---------------------------------------------------- *Suno tum lot aao na* Woh dekho chand nikla hai, sitary jagmgay hain. Hmari muntazer ankhen, duaaen mangti ankhen, Tumhain hi sochti ankhen, Tumhain hi dhondti ankhen, Tumhain wapis bulati hain. Yeh dil jab bhi dharkta hai tumhara naam leta hai. Yeh ansoo jab bhi behty hain tumhary dukh mein behtay hain. Keh barish jab bhi hoti hai tumhain he yad kerti hai. Khushi koi jo aay bhi tumhary bin adhori hai. *Suno tum lot aao na.* *Suno tum lot aao na......* ------------------------------------------------------ Mri ankhon me sawan ki jari rehti he Jaisay koi kashti daria me khari rehti he Dekh tri yad me kitni madhosh hoon ma Dunia ko mri or muje teri pari rehti hai.! -----------------------------------------------

Sweet & Cute Good Morning Wishes Greetings Quotes Messages

Ay Baad-e_Saba aahista guzar Dasht-e-Junoon se,

Deewanay so rahay hain Shab-e-Gham Guzaar kay....

Salaam e Subh


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"Moon"
ne off ki lighting
"Sun"
ne start ki shining
"Murghay"
ne di warning
k ho gai hai
"Morning"
Tou
Main bhi bol dun apko

"GOOD MORNING"


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Asslaam u Alaikum

"^*~S~*^"
"^*~U~*^"
"^*~B~*^"
"^*~A~*^"

^*~BAKHAIR~*^
     ^*~~*^

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Oye utho Ye koi soney ka waqt he? ? Jab dekho sote rehte ho? ? Kya sari zindagi so so k bitani he? Or han jag jao to shor mat krna I,m sleeping Good morning

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